Twas the night before splooging
We all watched the clock
In eager anticipation
Of that very Magic Rock
Some alternative holiday decorating in support of Gold Star families.
Clem: Marge them holiday decorations look an awful lot like...
Marge: Dick and balls Clem, dick and balls...
These domestic rabble-rousers were overheard sayings, "...if you're enjoying our alt-display of holiday cheer, please drop a donation to America's Gold Star Families!" Resources, programs, and scholarships for families that've lost a loved one serving active duty in the U.S. Armed Forces.